Happy Easter everyone!
In light of this terrible weather we're having, and the realization that tuesday is fast approaching, I'd like to share some potato jokes with you.
Q: Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
A: Because he was a commontater
Q: Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
A: He desperately wanted a scoop
Q: How do you describe an angry potato?
A: Boiling Mad
Q: What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
A: It's mashing!
Q: What do you call a baby potato?
A: A small fry!
...And a blonde joke for you!
A blond, a brunette and a red head go to a party. The cops come to raid the party, so the three girls jump into potato sacks.
The cops come to the potato sack with the brunette, they kick it and she says "woof" so, they say, oh it's just a dog.
They go to the one with the red head in it, they kick it and she says "meow" they say, oh it's just a cat.
They go to the blonde and kick it she says "potato"
Q: Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
A: Because he was a commontater
Q: Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
A: He desperately wanted a scoop
Q: How do you describe an angry potato?
A: Boiling Mad
Q: What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
A: It's mashing!
Q: What do you call a baby potato?
A: A small fry!
...And a blonde joke for you!
A blond, a brunette and a red head go to a party. The cops come to raid the party, so the three girls jump into potato sacks.
The cops come to the potato sack with the brunette, they kick it and she says "woof" so, they say, oh it's just a dog.
They go to the one with the red head in it, they kick it and she says "meow" they say, oh it's just a cat.
They go to the blonde and kick it she says "potato"
posted by Nancy at 5:05 PM
11 Comments:
Oh, Nancy...
Nancy you make me laugh!!! Do you really think Magda would say "potato?"
Hey, I never said the blonde was Maggie...
oh right
potatoes dont come from idaho
Hey! Doesn't the question mark go after the quotation mark in Cynda's post? I'm not making fun; I'm just curious.
NOBODY KNOWS.
Yes Misha, you're absolutely correct. Cynda should be stoned for her grammatical error.
If I was stoned everytime I made a grammatical error I would either have died many times over by now or have the hugest headache known to man. Really it would all depend on how resilent I am.
Note resilent is probably spelled wrong not to mention there are most likely ten other grammatical errors. Let the stoning begin!!!
Hey, I resent that.
And potatoes do too come from Idaho...
www.idahopotato.com
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