OH DEAR GOD

I had JoJos today. They were delish.

Happy Easter everyone!

In light of this terrible weather we're having, and the realization that tuesday is fast approaching, I'd like to share some potato jokes with you.

Q: Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
A: Because he was a commontater

Q: Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
A: He desperately wanted a scoop

Q: How do you describe an angry potato?
A: Boiling Mad

Q: What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
A: It's mashing!

Q: What do you call a baby potato?
A: A small fry!

...And a blonde joke for you!

A blond, a brunette and a red head go to a party. The cops come to raid the party, so the three girls jump into potato sacks.

The cops come to the potato sack with the brunette, they kick it and she says "woof" so, they say, oh it's just a dog.

They go to the one with the red head in it, they kick it and she says "meow" they say, oh it's just a cat.

They go to the blonde and kick it she says "potato"

More Harry Potter!

Since we're talking about Harry Potter and potatoes...


[Mrs Weasley]...pointing her wand a little more vigorously than she had intended at a pile of potatoes in the sink, which shot out of their skins so fast that they ricocheted off the walls and ceilings.
"Oh, for heaven's sake," she snapped, now directing her wand at a dustpan, which hopped off the side and started skating across the floor, scooping up the potatoes.


Also, gnomes in Harry Potter look like potatoes.

An interesting discovery!

I have suddenly found myself with quite a bit of free time on my hands so I'm rereading Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Well, wouldn't you know it, the first dish that Harry is offered after everyone's sorted is none other than our favorite food of all time, potatoes!

"'Mad?' said Percy airily. 'He's a genius! Best wizard in the world! But he is a bit mad, yes. Potatoes, Harry?'" -pg. 123

Since Mike asked..

potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato. I love potatoes so much! It's been plaguing my mind for the past few days I just had to get it out there.

And Oh. My. God, I can't wait to get my hands on this book!

KEN GIVE US OUR FUCKING DUCKY BACK!!!!!

prom dress shopping part 2

Continued from Color by Numbers

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Food on our prom dress excursion. Riding the max with sluts and skater boys is famishing. Potatoes ROCK!! Yay for french Fries!!!

I ate potatoes today.

Fun potato link

Courtesy of Dave

Trying to convert Pat...

SkiMaster173 (8:50:07 PM): that's quite an adventure
mufasahp (8:50:35 PM): yes it was
mufasahp (8:51:02 PM): and i was inducted on the potato blog
SkiMaster173 (8:51:13 PM): i noticed
SkiMaster173 (8:52:10 PM): that's pretty cool
mufasahp (8:52:14 PM): i thought so
mufasahp (8:52:22 PM): we should induct you pat
SkiMaster173 (8:52:30 PM): i don't think so
SkiMaster173 (8:53:06 PM): doesn't seem like my kind of thing
mufasahp (8:53:24 PM): fine
mufasahp (8:53:28 PM): have it your way
mufasahp (8:53:32 PM): don't be cool
SkiMaster173 (8:54:03 PM): i don't have to eat potatoes to be cool
mufasahp (8:55:15 PM): right you can think that if you like
mufasahp (8:55:20 PM): but you'd be wrong
SkiMaster173 (8:55:21 PM): i know it
SkiMaster173 (8:55:36 PM): i don't think so
SkiMaster173 (8:56:55 PM): potatoes are gross
mufasahp (8:57:03 PM): you're gross
SkiMaster173 (8:57:11 PM): not really
mufasahp (8:57:37 PM): yeah really
SkiMaster173 (8:57:46 PM): says who?
mufasahp (8:57:59 PM): me and any lover of potatoes
SkiMaster173 (8:58:21 PM): i say all of you are gross for eating those horrid vegetables
mufasahp (8:58:32 PM): tear pat tear
mufasahp (8:58:37 PM): you make me sad
mufasahp (8:58:43 PM): you are missing out on so much
SkiMaster173 (8:58:52 PM): not really
SkiMaster173 (8:58:55 PM): just potatoes
SkiMaster173 (8:59:00 PM): which don't taste good
mufasahp (8:59:58 PM): sigh you are sadly mistaken my dear pat...you can do so much with 'em....I mean boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew...c'mon haven't you heard the song?
SkiMaster173 (9:00:11 PM): how could i have not heard the song?
mufasahp (9:00:33 PM): i dunno I just thought it would change your sad pathetic outlook on potatoes
mufasahp (9:00:36 PM): apparently not
SkiMaster173 (9:00:52 PM): whatever
mufasahp (9:02:12 PM): pat I am going to make you mashed potatoes
mufasahp (9:02:19 PM): and bring them to school
SkiMaster173 (9:02:22 PM): i won't eat 'em
mufasahp (9:02:24 PM): and you will eat them
mufasahp (9:02:29 PM): yes you will
SkiMaster173 (9:02:42 PM): i can guarantee you that i won't
mufasahp (9:02:51 PM): and you will realize how awesome they are
mufasahp (9:02:56 PM): and you will love them
mufasahp (9:03:02 PM): and want to be inducted
SkiMaster173 (9:03:07 PM): i'll bet you 100 dollars i won't eat them
mufasahp (9:03:09 PM): but you won't be allowed
mufasahp (9:03:21 PM): because you were blasphemus
SkiMaster173 (9:03:28 PM): too bad
SkiMaster173 (9:03:36 PM): my parents have been trying to make me eat potatoes for years
mufasahp (9:03:45 PM): your parents are smart
SkiMaster173 (9:03:45 PM): what makes you think that you can make me eat them?
mufasahp (9:04:47 PM): becuase I am stronger than our parents....would your parents have ever gotten you to go to a resturaunt with three girls on valentines day?...no
mufasahp (9:04:59 PM): So we can make you like potatoes
mufasahp (9:05:03 PM): it will happen
SkiMaster173 (9:05:04 PM): well that was something i wanted to do
SkiMaster173 (9:05:08 PM): i don't want to eat potatoes
mufasahp (9:05:12 PM): yes you do
mufasahp (9:05:18 PM): you just don't know it yet
mufasahp (9:05:30 PM): we'll make you come to realize your love for them
SkiMaster173 (9:05:45 PM): no you won't
mufasahp (9:06:29 PM): i will never give up on you pat
SkiMaster173 (9:06:36 PM): you might want to
mufasahp (9:07:06 PM): no you cannot and will not detur me
SkiMaster173 (9:07:15 PM): you can try
SkiMaster173 (9:07:18 PM): but you'll fail
mufasahp (9:07:39 PM): I never fail...except...well most of the time
mufasahp (9:07:45 PM): but thats besside the point
mufasahp (9:07:53 PM): i will not this time
SkiMaster173 (9:07:55 PM): i can guarantee that you will fail
mufasahp (9:08:14 PM): you can't garuntee anything you are not God
SkiMaster173 (9:08:23 PM): i know i won't eat potatoes
mufasahp (9:08:26 PM): ha
mufasahp (9:08:31 PM): thats what you think
SkiMaster173 (9:08:40 PM): thats what i know
mufasahp (9:09:16 PM): fine but you're wrong
SkiMaster173 (9:09:23 PM): no i'm not
mufasahp (9:09:37 PM): yes you are
SkiMaster173 (9:09:46 PM): no i'm not
mufasahp (9:09:53 PM): yes you are
SkiMaster173 (9:10:00 PM): no i'm not
mufasahp (9:10:08 PM): yes you are
SkiMaster173 (9:10:14 PM): no i'm not
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mufasahp (9:11:21 PM): well this was productive
SkiMaster173 (9:11:30 PM): you started it
mufasahp (9:11:36 PM): so
SkiMaster173 (9:13:54 PM): so it's your fault
mufasahp (9:14:06 PM): no its yours
SkiMaster173 (9:14:12 PM): how so?
mufasahp (9:14:34 PM): because you don't like potatoes
mufasahp (9:14:48 PM): and you should love them
SkiMaster173 (9:15:05 PM): maybe it's your fault that you like potatoes and everyone should hate them
mufasahp (9:15:21 PM): i think you're wrong
SkiMaster173 (9:15:30 PM): i don't
mufasahp (9:15:32 PM): i do
SkiMaster173 (9:15:42 PM): i don't
mufasahp (9:15:47 PM): i do
SkiMaster173 (9:17:30 PM): i don't
mufasahp (9:18:00 PM): i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do i do
mufasahp (9:18:03 PM): so there
SkiMaster173 (9:18:09 PM): you're lame
mufasahp (9:18:14 PM): i try
mufasahp (9:18:25 PM): very hard actually
SkiMaster173 (9:18:30 PM): i noticed


needless to say I think he's a lost cause.

Our Spontaneous Adventure is concluded from Color By Numbers

Maggie yelled POTATO and started feeling self conscious so Cynda joined in, and I ended up buying a small fry. Thus, we had the added pleasure of having potatoes involved in our adventure.

An absolutely horrible thing happened though as I reached for some french fries, one of them fell on the floor! but fortunately, Maggie quickly grabbed it off the ground, yelling "ten second rule!" and ate it. PHEW! Here's us looking badass before we enter JC Penny:

Well, let me just make this brief, JC Penny's dresses suck..except for the green one I'm wearing on Color By Numbers. My mother also called while we were still dressing and ordered me home. So we left, and I yelled at Cynda for almost driving into things.

The french fries were scrumptious, and this concludes our spontaneous adventure. Till next time!

An Induction!

Yay for new potato members! We made Cynda go through some tests though to make sure that she was worthy...

Well, before we even started, Cynda showed her enthusiasm by trying to steal Maggie's mashed potatoes. (We like to see enthusiasm)


Test numero uno was having her eat all of these potatoes RAW, and in 5 seconds!


Yeah, she chewed pretty fast.

Test numero dos was.. um.. I dont' know


Congratulations Cynda, we now dub you, a Potato Junkie!!

A good day...

I had JoJos today. Actually, I have JoJos every Wednesday because 1) they're the best thing on the menu and 2) they're potatoes. Mmmm, potatoes are sooo good. Besides the fact that everyone was making fun racist comments about me being Japanese, which I am not, lunch was quite enjoyable.

P.S. I love potatoes.

Tribute to Potatoes

Oh, potatoes. Pictures courtesy of Google images.


This is actually a CD... definitely going on my Christmas list...


Omg, Colin Powell looks like Mr. Potato Head!!!


Who said potatoes don't have feelings?


Look Pat... mashed potatoes!!! Don't they look.... appetizing?



Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!

Potato Poem #1

I like potatoes of any kind.
Big ones, small ones, any I can find.
I'd boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew,
Because let's face it, what else to a potato would you do?

They're tasty with gravy,
But not when they're raw.
They should never be wasted,
That should be a law.

Oh potatoes, how can you hate them?
They're cute, they're cuddly, and you can eat them.

Oh curse those who oppose the potato!
You who are few, should be turned into Play Doh.

POTATO POTATO HOT HOT POTATO
Love 'em, hate 'em, they'll always be my potato.

The birth of the potato blog

Because of our deep love of potatoes, and several hours of having nothing better to do, Maggie and I have started a blog which, from now on, shall be known as the official Potato Blog! Here you can expect to find all sorts of potato nonsense, potato poetry, potato pictures and other potato links. Click the title to see and hear the potato rap that started this whole craze.