Some potato limericks

There once was a student at Penn
Who had mashed potatoes when
It was time to eat dinner.
It made her no thinner,
But kept her from hunger 'til ten.

Potatoes are scrumptious with cheese,
Even if you add in some peas.
They compliment steak,
Not so well with cake,
But you can try it out if you please.

Hawaiian Potatoes

Yes, Hawaii has potatoes, you weirdos... it's not like it's a third-world country or anything. Sheesh.

I happen to have a very large bag of potatoes from Costco... they're yellow potatoes and they're really yummy in the tummy. I boiled them and then ate them with cream cheese. Mmm... and melted butter... it's so good.

Oh, and the night before my mom and my sister left to go back home, we went to Outback Steakhouse. If you ever go there, make sure you get one of their jacket potatoes (aka baked potato). They're like heaven.

Oh, how I love my potatoes.